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    "BREA ABRIDGED: PASTA, BODY HORROR, HIDEOUS YELLOW COLORS AND BOUNTEOUS FARTS. ALSO: AUSTRALIAN, TAKES RIDICULOUS SELFIES + GARRUS AND HIDDLES (GIANT MANGO)"

    - quote courtesy of Ash, one of many dissatisfied customers

    actualcrutchie:

    glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead. 

    our take on how we’d be romancable character in the ME games. Everyone should add their own ones for shits and gigs.

    enecola: give her tickets to an elcor play. Don’t talk about the frick-frack
    zankyger: must have a Dark Souls save file on your harddrive. Must beat him in a wrestling quicktime event and pick humourous dialogue options
    nightram: cook too much pasta. Speak to directly after, pick humourous dialogue. Bonus approval if you have the pasta in your inventory.
    fernacular: to be confirmed

    dreamychocolateprincess:

    malcolmsex:

    pennislots:

    riningear:

    Every time this post comes around, I have to explain this. 

    Watch Dennou Coil, the most underrated anime pretty much ever. 

    • Yes, this is the standard of animation throughout the series. 
    • AND THIS IS A FILLER EPISODE. 
    • It’s basically about kids with what’s essentially Google Glass: The Game. The whole world is affected by this game. Traffic lights, school, anything. 
    • It’s good in the beginning and gets really, really good by the end. 
    • Shows the vulnerabilities of children.
    • Well-written children in general. They fall under some tropes but they don’t suffer from the usual fallacies of writing children into series. 
    • And yeah, the filler episodes are really good. The whole series is worth watching. 

    Reblogging as a reminder to myself

     wish this show was longer.

    PLEASE WATCH DENNOU COIL IT’S REALLY COOL!!!!!

    socialistrealist:

    superb—girl:

    We all saw this coming when we heard “anti-terrorism raids”

    Mass Effect: Invasion 
    Aria T'Loak

    makanidotdot:

    oh yeah speaking of guild wars, for some reason drawing a bunch of Lin and Suyin made me want to draw my old guild wars 1 characters…..no idea why

    reptimania:

    trynottodrown:

    some cute shark pups for you

    whale shark pups look surprisingly similar to adult whale sharks. 

    ashleydoesart:

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    VIVIENNE DISAPPROVES OF THE INQUISITORS BOOTS (-20)

    More hilarious banter posted in one of the BSN threads I frequent. Credit goes to the user Banxey for the situation/dialogue.

    afrouniverse:

    Remember the Dalish who are ostracized from society and deemed savages, even by some of their own people, for daring to preserve their culture and history?

    Remember the slaughter of the Denerim alienage, in response to a riot caused by a racist ass serial rapist/murderer?

    Remember going on that sidequest through the orphanage that was full of so much death from the riots it tore the Veil? The traumatized woman sitting outside of it?

    Remember Loghain’s slave trade fuckery?

    Remember the serial killer in Kirkwall who knew to target elven kids because no one gave a shit?

    Remember the elves who killed a guard for raping their sister and ran to the Qunari?

    Remember Fenris and his recollection of life as a slave in Tevinter?

    No? Mage rights? 

    ok

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    wienerpolice:

    Oh man. Today. TODAY. Something incredible happened. I can’t believe I almost forgot.

    I sit down for my Japanese test. I am waiting for the test to be passed out when I glance up and look around the room. Then I see it.

    I watch as one of the students ties a Naruto headband onto his head, adjusts it, and prepares for the test.

    And that’s how I knew I was going to get an A. Because that was so magical, it had to be a sign. The world is a beautiful and terrifying place.

    annethecatdetective:

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    whorishgreen:

    whorishgreen:

    I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

    UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

    That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

    kada-bura:

    Practicing hands on hips because yO THATS WEIRDLY HARD TO DRAW FOR ME

    kandros:

    sultrysirens:

    it’s kandros b-day so naturally i had to dooble something for emily <3 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

    im in a public place rn and that is the only thing keeping me from screamign

    SH