dad and I were feeding the leftover ham from our Easter lunch but Ham (ginger cat) refused to reach up and eat from the floor so I had to get on one knee and serve as his stool while Abby ate from dad’s lap
I seriously think it was Christmas 2013 when we did this definitely but a few months ago, Zan, Brea, and I think Meg? (yes, I think she was an Eridan with like 12 modifiers, bless her) went into a random Ancestor chat on MSPARP. I am not ashamed to admit, we were being shit on purpose.
Brea went in as a Wizard Psiionic while I played a fed-up Apprentice Sollux.
All those months ago I promised to doodle the two. Tonight is the night I finally followed through. (You can tell how busy I am)
I’m just glad I saved some of the log:
♊: The Psiioniic call2 for hii2 apprentiice “2ollux get me the damn poppy miilk II have 2ome horriible memmoriie2 II need two drown iin the liiquiid of thii2 riidiiculou2 flower and your off key rendiitiion of Tiik Tok by troll Ke2ha”
TA: 2ollux, ever the obediient mage’2 apprentiice, catche2 up to The P2iioniic “Of cour2e, m’lord. 2o you’re iin for another niight buzzed off your a22, m’lord?”
♊: “2hut your dii2gu2tiing mii22arranged teeth and row or IIll 2hiit in your gruel” Psiioniic groan2 a2 he 2cratche2 hii2 iitchiing crotch
TA: “2o that’2 why iit ta2ted off” 2ollux rolled hii2 eye2, watchiing hii2 patron 2cratch hii2 junk, “Really cla22y 2iir.”
♊: “2hut up pleb and ROW”
TA: He rolled hii2 eye2 “fiine…. you know you’re not payiing me enough for thii2. fuck. do you even pay me?”
I enjoyed the new Captain America movie quite a bit. But I knew its soundtrack was missing something.
Alternative names for the Mass Effect games
All seasons of Daria
Daria!Through a Lens Darkly, The Old and the Beautiful, Depth Takes a Holiday, Daria Dance Party, The Lost Girls, It Happened One Nut, Lane Miserables, Jake of Hearts, Speedtrapped, The Lawndale File, Just Add Water, Jane’s Addition.
Partner’s Complaint, Antisocial climbers, A Tree Grows in Lawndale, Murder, She Snored, The F Word, I Loathe a Parade, Of Human Bonding, Psycho Therapy, Mart of Darkness, Legends of the Mall, Groped by an Angel, Fire!Dye! Dye! My Darling.
I don’t know why people said it was bad, I think the mobile version of Mass Effect was weird but otherwise pretty okay.
It’s a cool place, and they say it gets harder
You’re bundled up now, wait ‘til you get better
Tom Hiddleston films scenes for the new horror movie ‘Crimson Peak’ in Toronto on April 17, 2014 [HQ]
I saw a hot lady at a grocery store, kinda trying to remember what she looked like
Black people are a small minority in Finland and every time you see one chances are they’re really well dressed
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”