"BREA ABRIDGED: PASTA, BODY HORROR, HIDEOUS YELLOW COLORS AND BOUNTEOUS FARTS. ALSO: AUSTRALIAN, TAKES RIDICULOUS SELFIES + GARRUS AND HIDDLES (GIANT MANGO)"
- quote courtesy of Ash, one of many dissatisfied customers
glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead.
our take on how we’d be romancable character in the ME games. Everyone should add their own ones for shits and gigs.
enecola: give her tickets to an elcor play. Don’t talk about the frick-frack
zankyger: must have a Dark Souls save file on your harddrive. Must beat him in a wrestling quicktime event and pick humourous dialogue options
nightram: cook too much pasta. Speak to directly after, pick humourous dialogue. Bonus approval if you have the pasta in your inventory.
fernacular: to be confirmed
Maywand Osmand was detained but not arrested. One man who was at one of the raided properties when police arrived claims to have been punched by an officer.Maywand Osman, who was detained during the raids at Waterloo Rd in Marsfield but not arrested, said: “I opened the door this morning at 4:45am to about four police officers.”They asked me to raise my hands. I immediately raised my hands. Four officers then jumped at me and one punched me in the face.”They threw me to the ground and started hitting me in the head and pulling my hair.”One officer grabbed me by the hair and said, “You piece of shit’.While they were beating me I heard one officer say, ‘Just don’t make him bleed’.”They then went inside my house to conduct a search. They found nothing in my house and I was not under arrest or in custody at any point in time.”A statement released by Mr Osman’s solicitor said: “My client was brutally attacked by four police officers this morning without provocation.”He sustained injuries to the face and head. He was escorted to hospital by ambulance.”
We all saw this coming when we heard “anti-terrorism raids”
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More hilarious banter posted in one of the BSN threads I frequent. Credit goes to the user Banxey for the situation/dialogue.
Remember the Dalish who are ostracized from society and deemed savages, even by some of their own people, for daring to preserve their culture and history?
Remember the slaughter of the Denerim alienage, in response to a riot caused by a racist ass serial rapist/murderer?
Remember going on that sidequest through the orphanage that was full of so much death from the riots it tore the Veil? The traumatized woman sitting outside of it?
Remember Loghain’s slave trade fuckery?
Remember the serial killer in Kirkwall who knew to target elven kids because no one gave a shit?
Remember the elves who killed a guard for raping their sister and ran to the Qunari?
Remember Fenris and his recollection of life as a slave in Tevinter?
No? Mage rights?
Oh man. Today. TODAY. Something incredible happened. I can’t believe I almost forgot.
I sit down for my Japanese test. I am waiting for the test to be passed out when I glance up and look around the room. Then I see it.
I watch as one of the students ties a Naruto headband onto his head, adjusts it, and prepares for the test.
And that’s how I knew I was going to get an A. Because that was so magical, it had to be a sign. The world is a beautiful and terrifying place.