"BREA ABRIDGED: PASTA, BODY HORROR, HIDEOUS YELLOW COLORS AND BOUNTEOUS FARTS. ALSO: AUSTRALIAN, TAKES RIDICULOUS SELFIES + GARRUS AND HIDDLES (GIANT MANGO)"
- quote courtesy of Ash, one of many dissatisfied customers
Don’t show up to anime club craft night 2 hours late after being at the bar
you will trip up stairs and when you walk in everyone will stare at you and then you’ll go home in shame and stumble down stairs and in the hallways